recession is no longer sexist.....car jackers are now both male and FEMALE!

I know that I should not laugh, and I am not, but I am - if that makes any sense what so ever!!!!

Two nights ago, someone I know, pretty cool guy, who is a well known frequenter at all of the well known clubs in the west end and is well connected, had the misfortune of "offering a lift" to a rather pretty female, who whilst stopping for a bite to eat, decided she was gonna take his car, wallet, phone and anything she could get her mits on.....

Now the this is where, my laughter kicks in....this smart ass chick, who apparently has been prone to car jacking and theiving in the past, has posed for pictures that have been posted nowhere else other than good old Facebook.....and she also has a Facebook account.....so one begs to wonder whether she really understands the power of Facebook (which is the virtual equivalent to The Queen Vic and Cheers pubs) "where everyone knows your name" and you can find people pretty damn fast.....On top of this she poses for pictures with those who are well known on the party ciruit.

So here's a word of advice, please men, stop thinking with your dicks and get to know the chick first....decent chicks dont do messed up shit like this.

If you see this chick in a club, do the world a favour and report her to the police. Her name is Elmshey Louise - she is a thief.... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


Peace